Two-part chapter. Part 1 (Silvester) explores the interview as a journalistic genre — its history (~130 years), its critics (Lewis Carroll's 'just horror'; V.S. Naipaul; Kipling; Márquez calling it 'vampirism') and its uses. Part 2 is Mukund Padmanabhan's interview with Umberto Eco, who insists he is a scholar first and uses life's 'interstices' to write.